For the bestie who’s been with you through bad dates, bottomless brunches, and a thousand chaotic screenshots—this one’s for your favorite hoe. 💅 Celebrate their big day with sass, sparkle, and a whole lotta love.
🔥 BFF-Approved Banter – Perfect for that ride-or-die friend who embraces their inner hot mess 🎂 Ultimate Compliment (Kind of) – Because “hoe” is just our love language 📏 4x6 Premium Cardstock – Thick, high-quality paper, just like your friendship ✉️ Includes White Envelope – Because even hoes deserve presentation
Why You’ll Love It: ✔️ Perfect for your unfiltered, fabulous BFF ✔️ Makes them laugh and feel loved at the same time ✔️ Way better than a basic birthday card—this one gets them ✔️ Ideal for gifting with wine, glitter, or questionable decisions
Please Note: • This is a physical card (not digital) • For personal use only—no reselling, babes • Have questions? Slide into our inbox—we won’t ghost you
