Let’s be real—Dad’s running on fumes, but he’s still showing up with dad jokes, unsolicited advice, and unmatched grilling skills. Celebrate his superhuman stamina with this hilarious “1% Battery” Father’s Day card—perfect for the dad who keeps on going even when he’s one chore away from a nap.
🔋 Relatable & Hilarious Design – Because we all know Dad runs on coffee, stubbornness, and whatever energy is left after work. 📏 4x6 Premium Cardstock – Professionally printed for a crisp, high-quality finish that feels as solid as his dad wisdom. ✉️ White Envelope Included – Ready to sign, seal, and deliver your comedic appreciation. 🎁 Perfect for Tired (but Legendary) Dads – Whether he’s your biological dad, bonus dad, or father figure, this card hits the mark.
Make this Father’s Day unforgettable with a card that’s equal parts funny and freakishly accurate.
Please Note: • Physical card only – not a digital file • For personal use – no reselling • Questions? Shoot us an email—we’re faster than Dad’s reflexes when you touch the thermostat.
