Celebrate your dad's wildly average but totally successful parenting with this hilariously blunt Father’s Day card: “No Teen Pregnancy, Face Tattoos, or Jail Time… You Did Great!”
It’s the ultimate backhanded compliment and a guaranteed laugh for the dad who survived your adolescence without a criminal record or tattoo regret.
😎 Laugh-Out-Loud Message – Perfect for dads with a sense of humor and a low bar for success. 📏 4x6 Size – Professionally printed on thick, premium-quality cardstock for a crisp, polished finish. ✉️ Includes White Envelope – Ready to sign, seal, and sarcastically deliver. 🎯 Great for Adult Kids – Ideal if you're broke but still charming—and want to give a gift that doesn’t suck.
Whether your dad appreciates sarcasm, brutal honesty, or a good old-fashioned laugh, this card checks all the boxes (and none of the parole conditions).
PLEASE NOTE: • This is a physical card – not a digital download. • One white envelope included. • Questions? Shoot us an email anytime—we’re here to help!
