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Funny Gamer Birthday Card 🎮 | They Don’t Make ‘Em Like You Anymore… Like GameBoy!

Funny Gamer Birthday Card 🎮 | They Don’t Make ‘Em Like You Anymore… Like GameBoy!

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Level up their birthday with a nostalgic blast from the 8-bit past. Our "They Don’t Make ’Em Like You Anymore… Like GameBoy!" card is the ultimate throwback for gamers who remember blowing into cartridges and battling pixelated bosses before bedtime.

🕹️ Retro Vibes + Birthday Laughs – Perfect for anyone who grew up with a GameBoy and now has back pain.
📏 4x6 Premium Cardstock – High-quality, thick, and as sturdy as a Link-level hero.
✉️ Includes White Envelope – Just add a message (or cheat code) and you’re good to go.
🎂 Great For: Gamers, geeks, streamers, and anyone who still calls them “video games,” not “the metaverse.”

Why It’s a High Score:

  • Nostalgic and hilarious

  • Appeals to classic gamers and meme-lovers alike

  • Way more fun than a text message


Please Note:
• This is a physical card, not downloadable content (DLC).
• For personal use only—don’t resell or we’ll hit you with a blue shell.
• Questions? Ping us like it’s 1999—we’re here to help.

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