Funny Birthday Card 🌭 | Go Shorty, It’s Ya Birthday – Featuring a Party-Ready Weiner Dog!

Drop the beat, cue the confetti, and unleash the weiner! 🎉 Our “Go Shorty, It’s Ya Birthday” card features a party-ready wiener dog and a whole lot of birthday energy. Whether you're gifting it to your bestie, sibling, or a dog-obsessed coworker, this card is guaranteed to get a laugh (or a snort).

Printed on thick, high-quality 4x6 cardstock and paired with a sleek white envelope, this card is ready to paw-ty. It’s fun, funky, and just a little ridiculous—in the best possible way.

🌭 Ridiculously Cute Design – Featuring a dachshund dressed to impress
🎂 4x6 Premium Cardstock – Sturdy enough to survive a birthday dance-off
✉️ White Envelope Included – So you don’t have to hand it over with a paper towel
😂 Full of Sass & Celebration – Perfect for dog lovers, music fans, and birthday icons alike

Ideal For:
✔️ Anyone with a sense of humor
✔️ Dog moms, dog dads, and dog-obsessed humans
✔️ Birthdays that deserve more than a basic card
✔️ People who know every lyric to 2000s party anthems

Please Note:
• This is a physical card (not digital)
• Personal use only – no reselling, even if your inner entrepreneur is barking
• Got questions? Email us—faster than a dachshund chasing a squirrel