Love them like crazy… even when they drive you crazy? This hilarious birthday card says it exactly how it is: “Happy Birthday to My Everything (Even When You’re Annoying)” — because nothing says romance like brutally honest affection. 💘
Perfect for spouses, partners, or that special someone who knows how to push your buttons and steal your heart. This 4x6 card is printed on premium-quality cardstock and comes with a crisp white envelope—ready to gift, sign, and possibly cause a smirk or two.
💌 Real Talk Meets Real Love – A funny, relatable message for modern relationships 📏 4x6 Size – Just the right amount of sass, without taking up too much counter space 🖨️ High-Quality Cardstock – Thick, smooth, and as reliable as your go-to argument rebuttal ✉️ Envelope Included – Because duct taping it to the fridge isn’t quite romantic
Perfect For: ✔️ Spouses who get the joke ✔️ Couples with a healthy dose of sarcasm ✔️ Anyone who knows love isn’t always sugarcoated
Please Note: • Physical greeting card (not digital) • For personal use only – no reselling (even if you’re annoyingly entrepreneurial) • Got questions? Email us anytime—we’re friendlier than they are during an argument 😉
