Funny Birthday Card 😂 | If You’re Old and You Know It, Clap Your Tits!

Aging gracefully? Nah. This hilarious birthday card says what everyone’s thinking—with sass, sparkle, and a little jiggle. Our “If You’re Old and You Know It, Clap Your Tits!” card is the perfect way to roast your bestie, sister, or any fabulous human who’s rocking another year around the sun (and maybe a bra that’s doing overtime).

🎉 Bold & Hysterical Message – Because nothing says “happy birthday” like a boob joke.
📏 4x6 Premium Cardstock – Professionally printed and thick enough to handle all the laughs.
✉️ Comes With a White Envelope – So it’s ready to deliver pure comedic gold.
🎈 Perfect For: Sassy friends, fierce aunties, over-the-hill queens, or anyone with a killer sense of humor.

Why It Rocks:

• Great for milestone birthdays (30, 40, 50 and beyond)

• Adds spice to the usual sentimental snooze-fest

• Totally memorable and Instagram-worthy

Please Note:
• This is a physical card. You provide the claps.
• For personal use only – don’t resell the sass.
• Got questions? Email us—we’re quick, cheeky, and always happy to help.