Funny Birthday Card 😂 | It’s Good to Be Young… But That Ship Has Sailed!

Welp… youth was fun while it lasted. Celebrate another year older (and snarkier) with this hilarious birthday card that doesn’t sugarcoat the truth. Perfect for friends or family who can take a joke—and take it like a champ.

🚢 Savage & Silly Message – Because nothing says “happy birthday” like acknowledging their slow sail into the sunset of middle age
🎉 Ideal for Anyone With a Sense of Humor – Great for siblings, besties, coworkers, or that one friend who still thinks they’re 25
📏 4x6 Premium Cardstock – Printed on thick, luxe paper that won’t wrinkle—unlike them 😏
✉️ Includes White Envelope – Because we’re classy like that

Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ It's brutally funny, just like your friendship
✔️ Pairs well with over-the-hill candles and Ibuprofen
✔️ Guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe some groans)
✔️ The perfect way to say “Happy Birthday” without getting too sappy

Please Note:
• This is a physical product – no digital downloads
• For personal use only – no reselling, even if you're young at heart
• Got questions? Drop us an email – we're happy to help, no age verification required