Funny Birthday Card 🥃 | In Whiskey Years, You Just Got Better!Funny Birthday Card 🥃 | In Whiskey Years, You Just Got Better!

Aged to perfection—just like a fine bottle of whiskey. Celebrate another trip around the sun with this smooth, bold, and slightly intoxicating birthday card. Perfect for anyone who’s getting older but also getting better (or at least pretending to).

🥃 Witty & Warm Message – Because aging doesn’t have to suck… especially in whiskey years
🎁 Perfect for Whiskey Lovers – Great for dads, brothers, partners, friends, or anyone who appreciates a good pour and a good laugh
📏 4x6 Premium Cardstock – Thick, high-quality paper that won’t crumble under the weight of age
✉️ Includes White Envelope – Classy, clean, and ready to roll

Why It’s a Top-Shelf Choice:
✔️ Ideal for milestone birthdays or any year worth toasting
✔️ Unique and memorable—way better than a boring Hallmark
✔️ Makes a great pairing with their favorite bottle
✔️ Funny enough to get a laugh, sweet enough to keep

Please Note:
• This is a physical greeting card (no digital downloads here)
• For personal use only – no reselling or re-gifting allowed (we’re watching you 👀)
• Got questions? Just email us—we’re smoother than bourbon when it comes to customer service