Birthdays are made for breaking rules, eating cake, and maybe dancing on tables. So why not go a little nuts? 🥳 This hilarious greeting card delivers just the right dose of birthday chaos—nutty pun included.
🥜 Pun-Loving Humor – Because birthdays should come with laughter and maybe a few bad decisions 🎉 Go Nuts or Go Home – Celebrate big with a card that’s as fun as the party 📏 4x6 Premium Cardstock – Printed on thick, high-quality paper that won’t crack under pressure ✉️ Includes White Envelope – Dress it up, seal it up, send it off
Perfect For: ✔️ Friends, coworkers, siblings, or anyone who embraces their inner nut ✔️ Pairing with peanut butter gifts, wine, or a wild night out ✔️ People who hate boring birthday cards (aka everyone worth knowing)
Please Note: • This is a physical 4x6 card – no digital download • Personal use only – not for resale • Have questions? Email us! We don’t bite… unless there’s cake involved 🍰
