Smut Slut Birthday Card – “To My Favorite Smut Slut”
For the one who’s never without a steamy read and always has a spicy book rec ready to go—this birthday card says it all. Whether they’re deep into Fourth Wing, ACOTAR, or just anything with a morally gray love interest, this card is the ultimate nod to their elite (and slightly unhinged) taste in fiction.
Dimensions: 4x6 inches—just the right size to tuck inside a TBR pile
Quality: Printed on premium card stock—hot enough to handle your favorite smut lover
Envelope: Comes with a clean white envelope—no dragons, dukes, or fae were harmed in the making
Personalized Message? Add your own spicy (or sweet) note at checkout, and we’ll print it inside—no judgment, we’ve read worse
Still got questions? Email me—no safe word required.
